I'm not gonna pretend like I can amount to what my friend, Juliane, can do with Chinglish, but I do have pictures of a few signs I have seen around Malaysia.
This next one does have some explaining. I was at the mall and went to the toilet and there was a little spout on the back of the toilet. So, after I flushed I was wondering what it was. Needless to say, it sprayed all over me and then I found this picture...DUH!!! We rely on toilet paper to much I guess.
Ok sorry, another bathroom one. You might remember that our bathrooms can get crowded at certain times of the day, so I have been going to the lower floor's bathrooms. The first day I went down there I saw this sign on the back of the door.
This explains how you are supposed to use those squatty potties.
Gary had to buy new school supplies for his new semester that started in January, so we went to a bookstore and all we could find was 4-ring and 5-ring binders. So, we asked someone if they had any 3-ring ones. After a little hunting the girl was able to find one, but then there was no paper to go with the 3-ring. So, we ended up having to get the 4-ring binder. I wonder how Gary's going to get paper for this when we get back to the states?